Adam Sandler, Allen Covert - The Excited Southerner at a Job Interview

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So why don’t you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.
…Good question, I have a good answer for that… first first first of all I am
a very… very hard work… vocational skills… I went to… willing to work on a holidays… I had a tango and mirumba lessons… learning to get along with other
people… but I’m sorry I got my G.E.D…with a overtime… time and a half… speakin in two languages… Spanish and a… a. another one… and I and
and… loyal like a dog… tell you that much… willin to start at the
bottom… and also willing… to stay there… your intestines… completely
flawless… drug-free with a… whoo-wee.good references… if you call my last
boss… he was. actually he was gonna inform me… with a… I got no dependence
with the W-2 form… and I was wondering.
You know what? That’s great but uh we don’t have anything open right now.
Thanks for comin' down.
Cool.
Are you alright?